I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
my mom told me that she didn't count me in the census because im a waste of life anyway.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
Bruises. Everywhere. Table sex is dangerous
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I vaguely remember telling a bum she was worth more than this
I was just crying my tits off and he was just sitting there listening. I was an open book of embarrassing life stories.
Wine is not your friend.
What kind of costume was that supposed to be??
I'm an orgasm trader!
You pissed off the back deck while listening to the national anthem from your phone screaming America Fuck Yea to my neighbors
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
It's almost like he's actually taking my commentary and criticism to heart, but simultaneously succumbing to some primal urge to wear less clothing each time.
He asked if we were going to take advantage of his drunken state. When we said no he tired to show us what we were missing out on. It was so sad it almost made him cute.
Oh my god I need an adult
Wait shit I am an adult
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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