so it turns out you can rearrange the letters in "scottsdale" to spell "milf city." who knew?
Whatcha textin bout Willis?
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
Is it morally objectionable to repay my debt to society with drug money?
Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
i promise ill be ok...btw im only considered "not ok" if i end up in the hospital.
and then she judged me for using my bra as a potholder. hard times my friend, welcome to college.
definitely fulfilled the lesbian status quo and fucked her in the back seat of my prius
I told her to to let go of her rationtal thoughts and just enjoy the fact that i was going down on her till she passed out from sheer orgasmic pleasure.
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
Bacon and your penis are involved. Of course I'm going over.
Randomize