how the fuck am i supposed to make breakfast with spaghettios and mustard
If the first sentence isn't something about weed or the nature of choclate I'm skipping class.
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
Dont have access to internet. masturbating to shake weight commercial.
It was one of those "I have no idea if this will ever happen again so I can't say no" opprotunities. Part of me was like, "You slut" and the bigger part was screaming, "Hell yeah"
In your defense, I really thought capturing that alligator would have been a lot more awesome and a lot less tragic.
RIP Mr Bojangles.
I'm ultimately at thr Shariton to drink and ppssibly puke on fancy shit. Thats my story and Im sticking to it.
Yep and i guess after he came back from that he sat down next to me and i just put my hand right on his penis just casually like it was his leg
okay have fun. but Under NO circumstances ever attempt to outdrink the german exchange student. no matter how badly you want to blow him. just don't.
You broke the end off a wine bottle, ran outside and screamed "FOR NARNIA!!"
I shouldn't be drunk at 3 pm but alas, here we are...
He called me dainty, then fucked me like the Viking God he is.
I would offer you moral support, but I have questionable morals..
I thought this boy told me to choke him, so I went all in. Turns out he really said “stroke.”
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