I just walked into a tree. I think it's time to go home.
She made a guy cry in the bar. I will have her, oh yes, I will have her..
i wonder if she gts uncomfortable walkin bu when she knows we all know what her pussy tastes like
This is the last time I call a hotel to see if you or some random guy paid for the room last night.
I'm about to tackle a 10 year old off a sea doo
say it with me now .. the "golden" penis. his nickname does not disappoint.
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
When you wake up, just ignore the mess in the bathroom. I'll take her home when I'm off work.
Um, would you be up for dick jousting? Stefanie is willing to pay 40 bucks.
When you are old and getting humped by saggy balls every other weekend you are gonna wish you had more sex with freshly legal boys. Your vagina will thank you one day. Don't let her down.
Jelly. This is your "are you still alive" text. Any response will do.
Hey I found a cat!
My head feels like Jesus is projectile vomiting hammers on it
So her ex boyfriend came up a lot in conversation while I was fucking her. Is that weird?
Who the fuck has a conversation during sex?
5 am booty call not ok. The fact I actually went over definitely not ok. My vag needs to learn some control.
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