Now that I've come to graduate college. I realized the only discernible skill I learned was how to roll a joint properly. go me.
Well thats $24,000 well spent.
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Man when i saw they were the only ones hard core grinding to the Cha Cha slide against the wall, I knew they were gonna have sex tonight.
Is there a word for someone who only has sex with NFL prospects?
If you ever get the opportunity, make fun of how small his dick is for me
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
It's like an R Kelly music video in here. Only a matter of time before someone pisses on someone
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
In all honesty the person most likely to secretly slip me drugs would be ... Me
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
The alcohol tastes like we did a beer run at the nail salon
well at least now you can say you got an STD from the frontman of a band no one's heard of
fuck you.
Thanks for bringing me tea/a bucket. You have earned yourself a face touch.
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
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