so are u like ashamed lol?
not really. i dont look at it as being homeless. im just going to pretend im on an extended camping trip
i was considerably less excited after they told me my present didnt have a penis
Sitting on the floor in my kitchen eating taquitos. Being this drunk the next day has lost its allure post graduation.
We started hooking up and a group of freshmen outside my window started chanting my name. Encouraging yet distracting
I just told you I can't. My fingers are melting. I have discovered the high.
and the award for most disgusting thing ever done on my couch now officially goes to you! Congratulations, you won the couch...I can't even look at it anymore.
I wanna throw up and cum in that order
I have to bobbypin his pubes for us to have sex. The other day he wanted me to braid them.
The security guard popped his head over the mens room door and goes "nice tits- now get out." Deer in headlights moment right there.
I guess when I black out I feel that it's not inappropriate to grope my gf in front of her parents.... But hey at least I'm starting off 2013 single
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I just thought about how many drinks I had last night and threw up.
But if you move out who will get drunk with me on the roof and yell at boys?!?
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
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