ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
You did not just nickname me "Nipples".
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
she just gave me a present from you... on a stripper pole. in front of the whole club. :)
WHY ISNT THIS A PICTURE MESSAGE
he matches the description of mystery hookup #2, 4, and 7
Its become more of a routine.. Whenever I get done eating and have left overs I just take it over to his house and throw it all over the walls and windows. Pay backs a bitch ehhhh
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
And then you guys went on to show us ur sex positions from the before. Thanks
You look cute and you are awesome. And that means something coming from a judgmental bitch
Yeah. It's a great diet plan tho. Just have sex every time you get hungry.
Just had a shirt made that says "I'm sorry" going to wear it every sat and sun morning for the foreseeable future
You know the force is loosing strength when Darth Vader can't handle his liquor on halloween.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
Just letting you know that I just spent 11 dollars on a car wash... Because you had sex in my car.
if wiping your ass w an envelope isnt the definition of hitting "financial rock bottom " then nothing is!
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