So I had sex with him again. He's still got it. Not chlamydia, he got rid of that.
i wanted to go smoke pot, so i told my mom i was getting tutored. she asked what time i would be back, i told her learning doesn't have a curfew
I'm 99% sure that for 3 hours I thought you were British. We must smoke that again.
we gave some random guy a shot for shoveling our sidewalk.
You threw up on yourself, then proceeded to tell us "to not make a mess in your car"
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
Well, he has like 3 girlfriends but I think I could be polygamist for that dick.
do you have any idea how hard it is to keep a boner while another dude is writing on your dick in sharpie?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
I've had more jaegerbombs than I can count on 3 fingers
I had a dream last night that I met Diplo. Now I'm just sad
Partying with my eighth grade history teacher I know you're jealous
He said we had an hour long conversation about how awesome I was.
He is saved in her phone as Sir. Mindfuck <3/ vag cleaner of course I need to meet him.
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