I puked in a mailbox on the way back from your house.
normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
He's prob getting laid right now and I'm sitting alone in my duct tape shoes.
You "were" hungover, which is past tense. So that gives you no excuse not to go out tonight.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
Yeah. I mean it wasn't that awkward. I just made conversation like there was absolutely no lack of pants.
Is it bad I have to get shitty ass drunk on a Monday night because I can't adult?
PS if you want to hear something hilarious as my little sister was showing me her engagement ring I open a Snapchat from R and it's literally a dick pic. Very different points in our life
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
My husband found the cock ring I bought my FWB. I told him it was napkin holder and he believed me. And that’s why I need a side dick
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
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