What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
i literally would have sex with every single person on this girls wall, but not her
Being a responsible DD does not include attempting to coordinate a 4 taxi caravan to bar #3
Just sneezed out a half gram of coke into a tissue. Four hours after the fact. The bender continues.
We were messing around at his place it was going fine until he said, "I'm going to cum, hand me the shot glass"
About to go out with the girl of my dreams tonight. I am looking at one of her hottest fb pics, to practice not looking at her huge tits.
I'm dealing with this like an adult, cupcakes and beer.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
Went to the elf storage building to help him get his old dresser. Found his brother's stash in the drawer and ended up passed out w him on the mattress in there instead.
So some drunk guy just tried to convince me with all of his passion that bacon is a color
I never forget a pussy, even blackout me gives me that memory.
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
he said he only had one rule...that he'd only go down on me 3x a day. so far this is turning into the best relationship ever.
Randomize
