It's like a parade of train wrecks.
You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
stalking is really helping my grade.. I followed him to a review session tonight
he had two deer mounted on his dorm room wall with panties and bras hanging from the antlers... i cant believe i contributed to bambi's headgear...
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
We played strip Bananagrams and I won. Thank fuck I read a lot as a child.
PRINCE HARRY WAS AT WAL MART SO NEXT TIME YOU BITCH ABOUT GOING TO WAL MART REMEMBER THAT EVEN PRINCE HARRY GOES TO WAL MART.
Rather than admit to myself he's hooking up with her right now, I choose to believe that he's not responding because he's masturbating to my picture, distraught over his poor choice, and trying to forget about the one that got away with a heavy dose of meth.
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I just want to sing to him and rub baby oil on his head
apparently i came home last night raving about goats and singing songs from muppet treasure island
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