so I found out that he is the older brother of a friend of mine from high school
awkward
no it got awkward about 40mins later when he invited me to stay the night...with him and his girlfriend.
Should I be offended if he asked if he could use saran wrap to eat me out?
new midget porn idea. Wizard of Jizz: Munchkins Revenge
ofcourse shes the first one pregnant. wasnt she the one who asked the middle school health teacher how many calories are in sperm?
so im gonna ask for shark week off tomorrow at work and i advise you do the same
like he couldn't stop by and throw me in the back seat and ask for a blowjob? he had to give me flowers?
some asshole was waslkibg around with ab electric razor and shaving parts of peoples heads.
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
Dude, you bit through my nipple. Give it a week, damn.
See what happens chris. I told u not to invite her over. Now shes on her way to jail and were stuck with two pomeranians.
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I just had to remind myself that I'm visible in real life. Sitting in the car in a parking lot, and almost took my shirt off because the tag is itchy and I wanted it off... and you know I don't wear bras...
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
A shark bit my leg in the Gulf of Mexico well me and the T were banging so look for it in the papers
Ok, as his sister I didn't tell you this but he's very familiar with pregnancy symptoms. So next time he calls you fat freak him the hell out by asking if your ankles look swollen.
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