that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
The woman at the nail salon waxing my lip just showed me the strip with all the hair on it while smirking. Apparenltly 'you have a stache' can be communicated through a language barrier.
I need input, can I pre-game my cat scan?
You took a bar mat shot.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
dude, my ass and shoulder hurt from that kayak last night... note to self: wood planks holding kayak from ceiling do not also hold up a human being
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
I said you have to fuck the german guy and take one for the team...it's a once in a lifetime opportunity you know.
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
I put my hydrocodone prescription in my cereal box its like real lucky charms
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Look, sometimes you have to snapchat a topless photo of yourself in the middle of class just to prove you can. I can and I did. End of argument.
You took a selfie with my hard dick and sent it to Scott with the caption 'Toldja'. It was hard to forget you're a teenager after that
So I don't think the seahorse breeding thing is gonna work.
That was random, even for you Mom.
Randomize
