i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
I just typed my entire senior project presentation on my blackberry,
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
I am currently explaining what double penetration is to the bridesmaid I hooked up with at my cousin's wedding. This is my life.
I feel like this is going to result in some sort of tearing in my vagina.
Thats a chance were just gonna have to take
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
Please tell me that I didn't call you to say I was swimming in outter space
Also- should we send out holiday cards? That say, "Eat a dick, 2014"?
You had sex with a guy who has a purple beard last night. No Molly for a while, ok?
look when god gives you a dick that good for his son's birthday you don't question it
I have jury duty tomorrow
I almost deep fried my finger today and yet I think you are worse off than I am.
I'm driving to work hungover. I feel like I got hit by a train and then drank that train too.
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