sitting in an airport in detroit. just saw a commercial for detroit tourism with kid rock as a spokesman. reason # 1458 to never visit this city.
I have a question, if it paid really well, like ridiculously well, would you be a restaraunts under the table resident blowjob girl?
Writing apology letters and leaving them on peoples doors for your actions is NOT what I want to be doing at 6am.
Yes theres a double standard. Get over it. Fuck the critics and go be the slut you were born to be
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
I wanna get freshman fucked up and do shady things on the last Friday of my youth.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
my balls were so many shades of blue last night I could have used them as paint and replicated the entirety of Picaso's blue period. The girl was an art major I feel like this metaphor is appropriate.
I have stickers all over my boobs and a lump the size of china on my forehead. today has not been good.
So far I consider it a great summer because I have had to buy Plan B a total of zero times
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Remember the time you puked your contact lens out?
Tell him to put up or shut up. Can't be dangling dick in front of ho's without delivering.
It's just disrespectful
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