forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
this kid just came up to me and asked me if i wanted to play truth or aids with him and his friends. i'm in
I could write a book called "things that come out of my vagina"
i woke up convinced that my room was backwards i tried to go into the closet to get outta my room
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Wearing the BK Crown on the throne while dropping the kids off at the pool? Yes, one of my life's goals. Win
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
We had three bowls going. It was a tri-bowl tournament. Harry potter shit.
hey fuckhead. when i said not to grow shrooms in our apartment, that didn't mean "yea, sure. grow shrooms in our apartment"
You should make a checklist to ensure they are quality material. Here's mine: wearing shoes, not drunk, very hot, has teeth, speaks english. You never know
Find me a cup with a lid so I can illegally drink in your car. I'll be there in bout 10 minutes.
And then I discovered that while drunk last night I called the NAACP and left an angry voicemail demanding they fix the racism at my school
He slapped my ass... He best ask me out. Or figure out how to unslap my ass.
My dad's girlfriend is driving through the snow to bring me my purple haze. If he doesn't wife her up, we have a bigger issue on our hands.
just had an acid flashback in my therapist's office. i am a walking stereotype
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