there are too many children here to make this hangover-friendly
We can't all go after the girl with the low self-esteem
Its not really a relationship, its more of a sex for booze program.
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
4 girls bringing me taco bell. this is what dreams are made of.
Tim john just told us the story about him losing his virginity at 14 during church on the emergency exit staircase. This is day drinking?
Update. He just picked me up and tried to demonstrate
nothing like walking in the house at 3 am in my panties and a sheer shirt carrying a life sized cardboard dale earnhardt jr
Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
As the bouncer was escorting you out, you yelled "keep your filthy dick beaters off me!"
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
That dick was not the dick of a twenty year old
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
I'm writing to thank you for your never ending commitment to my orgasms and also to apologize if any physical harm was done due to your impressive efforts. Hopefully the sex and post sex pizza made up for it.
Currently eating a pop tart in my underwear waiting for the washer. Not one of my prouder moments.
Only you would try street racing in a Volvo.
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