CNN just did a special on how to do heroin safely.. I recorded it for us
I couldn't even finish, she was lounder and more annoying than DJ Khaled
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
Maybe I need a light up heart over my vagina like Christina aguilera to get the point across
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
Easy Mac is falling out of my sweatshirt as I'm walking down the street.
i just peed with my friends in your backyard... do you still live here
Ya these assholes wanted to like sit around and eat cupcakes and watch the notebook. I was like fuck you, I want to go make some people uncomfortable in public.
I want to own their dicks and all the attachments
We tried to hook you up with a girl but you said you'd rather fuck the large muscular black man because "At least he'd be tight". He was the bouncer, he heard you.
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
When someone's woman crush wednesday is an ultrasound of her unborn daughter...
I can't
I'm supposed to nail the old lady at 1:30 so I'll see you at 1:35ish.
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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