The parties out here are fucking awesome and I've got the grades to prove it.
Don't put random dicks in your mouth or any other crevice for that matter... and i'm home in 30 seconds
Wish I got that text last night instead of this morning.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
My face is tingly. And my legs are being massaged by golden elves.
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
I made a joke about The Hemingway being a really boring sex position where you blandly describe all the action and then kill yourself after you orgasm. He stopped responding. I've GOT to stop talking to everyone like they're you.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
I hope Trump leaves Planned Parenthood alone for at least another month. The week got away from me. #whorelando
Since when is my clitoris pierced?
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
I blacked out in the cab last night... Cant remember getting in the front door, also i got into bed with my grandma.
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