thanks for house sitting, cat must be hiding again... everything go ok?
... about that ...
Just saw a man in a wheel chair using his feet to push himself backwards through a crosswalk... good morning Atlanta
im doing shots everytime lil jon says it in the song shots....blackout town here i come
either my laughing turned him on, or he wanted to shut me up. either way, i dont care. it was amazing.
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
also: i found my "nug jug", actually the baby did, but either way it got returned to its rightful owner
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
Wanna hang out, and by hang out I mean go get plan B... and maybe lunch, but mostly plan b
I was fine until "Under Pressure" came on the radio. It's like God wanted me to shit my pants on the drive home.
I wonder if the fact that I'm listening to the theme from lion king gives my neighbors the impression that im tripping faceeeee
don't act like you've never hung your towel on your dick after getting out of the shower
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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