Ed hardy makes air fresheners now. Now even the air can be a douchebag.
all we did was drink wine and talk about how people who dont have facebook dont exist.
I forgot how few teeth there are in this state...
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
We were all drunk for the whole flight. Steve doesn't even remember the cab ride to the airport. At 6am. Says he "blacked back in" at security.
You told them that the brownies were safe, and then pointed to a passed out Ryan and said "see?"
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
It's like if you wanna bond just do a ropes course or have group sex you don't have to be weird about it
I just want him to get into an accident where he's horribly disfigured but otherwise fine so he's not so freaking handsome
I never thought my gollum impression would lead to me getting laid.
Huzzah!
Some guy at the bar last night bought us Arrowhead water and I was so drunk, it tasted good
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
How you run into a glAss door three times in a row I do not know
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