we have officially lost it.
I am about to get in a knife fight over a corn dog.
At barnes & noble, drinking beer out of thermoses, lookin legit.
MIND BOGGLER: batman and jesus are the same person. Think about it.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
Okay my swimming class is like the fatass/diabetic guide to losing 2 pounds by christmas
you just kept bragging about how there was a "pretty large" chance that you had pooped on the same toilet as George Clooney
Dude she let me install handle bars on her headboard. I should have nailed my boss years ago.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
Hey my results were negative. Your chlamydia train stops here. Happy hunting!
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
So you'd go straight for a fat chick with cheese on her tits?
Yes.
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Is it totally acceptable to fuck a co-worker even though we don't speak the same language?
Why do you even have to ask me that question
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