Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
he also begged me to fake an orgasm when he couldn't get me to come.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
I have so much boob sweat I could bathe a baby
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
I need a Jamo leash. Just tie it to my wrist and every time you see me reaching for a shot of it, just yank my hand away
Hey to make you feel better about last night, I just shit my pants.
At least your night didn't end with three cops seeing your ass and you sitting on the ground in a wig throwing your shoes at people
Well, I have a text in my phone that just says "Scrumtrelescent" from a girl I have in here as "Cheesy Tits", so you figure out how my night was going.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
Let's just say that I took off my pants and I had superman boxers on. Then she took off her pants and she had batman panties on. I think she's the one!
I want you inside me. Finish your papers.
If I don’t find a quality dick soon I’m going to beg the neighbor for another threesome with her and her husband. It’s like Covid killed all the quality penis Vegas normally has
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