She looks like Sash Grey but sounds like Fran Drescher. Advise.
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
just bailed mom out of jail. Tell me i'm not the favorite child
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
mom just made me 'sorry-you-have-hpv-pancakes'
she's sitting in the bathroom of SA telling people to come in for a toilet ride
all my mom knows is what I put on facebook. So... I mean... She knows we drink a lot.
She said she liked strap-ons.
SHE WAS TALKING ABOUT SHOES, YOU ASSHOLE! YOU'RE THE WORST WINGMAN EVER!
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
You can't just leave with hair like that
Hey I was just wondering if you could go look for my teeth?
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
I don't trust his life but I trust his penis.
this isn't the first time drunken padiddle ended in a fist fight..
Ever look at an ex and wonder...was I drunk that entire relationship??
Yes, yes I do.
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