oh there is nothing like the 1st beerbong of the school year
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Yo dude either Brian has herpes or he was jerking off to Web MD 'cause I just walked in on him
This exeeds the amount of high I planned on being.
The whiskey is fighting the tequila on who wants to be the one who end my night first.
I think they called the cops after 15 minutes of you shaking their clothes line like the ultimate warrior and calling out hulk hogan
You may have cured my horniness. I feel like my libido just got shat on by kittens who live on an enchanted rainbow.
I may or may not have traded your body to the rodeo's owner for free beer.
I feel like getting drunk at the airport is sort of a rite of passage into adulthood, but maybe i should reserve that occasion for a flight thats not just 1 hr
Come on there are only so many drink coaster sizes nipples in the world
he can get married early and ruin his life but he sure as hell isn't ruining mine with a shitty bachelor party
I just remembered that you tried to trade me for a glass of wine
She had her pubic hair down there shaved into the superman s............. Best one night stand ever.
Broken leg sex is fun because I just get to lay there
i had to win in rock paper scissors, get called a fat whore, and make two dudes get in a fight so we could call next game on the table and you make zero cups. thanks asshole.
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