I am not sure how to feel about the fact that I was turned on by someone with a penis. I can't believe Lady Gaga would do this to me. :(
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
Oh, I never thought you were a dick. You were one of the best morally comprised ideas I've ever had.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
Uhm; your sign says 'Welcome to KFC' and for some reason I can't seem to open the door.
There is a hatefuck that has the destruction level of an atom bomb raging through my viens just aching to vaporize her.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
The girl in the stall next to me is puking her brains out, I'd say she had just a good a weekend as us
I gave her some alkaseltzer ad she looked at me lke I was god
I'm sorry about all of the innappropriate shoe throwing
You ripped my pants off and gave me the choice use it or lose it what was I suppose to do.
Long story short, I found someone who takes me seriously when I say I have a Shakespeare kink.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
I have all the porn. Be there soon
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