bad idea #53- masterbating while on period.
And then she started grabbing onto random guys legs, asking their names, and if they wanted to be friends... Haha, I love when the girls my ex's are dating are total drunken whores.
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
If it's not soft enough to fuck on, then we're not getting the new rug.
You screamed "she never feeds them anyway" and threw the fish tank off the 3rd floor balcony. Don't park on our side of the building.
I've discovered that regular handcuff keys, sadly, do not work on real police handcuffs.
This should be a warning to men everywhere: do not send pictures of your erect penis to women you hardly know - they will add cats and send them to all of their friends.
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
Pro: she asked me to be a bridesmaid. Con: i only have about nine months to get over a phobia of midget strippers.
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
My roomate has me out looking for easter kegs hidden arround town
You can't have your cake and publicly stick your dick in it too
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
She tried to fuck me right at the bar in front of everyone. She actually got my pants unzipped before I realized what was going on.
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