Ambien. No doubt about it.
fuck your aforementioned shoe
I think thats the most anyones ever pregamed for rollerskating
They are literally fucking next to the DJ Booth to a techno Remix to Pacman. She is going waka waka waka. WHY ARE YOU NOT HERE FOR THIS?!
I kno. She bruised her chin trying to swim thru the hardwood floor.
I let my cat eat the pepperonis off of my pizza while I was still eating it. That's the level of tequila drunk I got last night.
God I adore you.
I feel like I should be doing a victory lap around my house to the rocky music, or zapping and smiting people with my mystic wizard powers
it would be a downgrade if your vagina tasted like skittles
i had a mental breakdown over a math asignment proposed to a glass of chocolate milk then burned my hands when i acidentally leaned on the stove i have the grill marks burned on my hands i can see them
its only been 20 minuts since i last saw you
My Midnight Kiss was a Big Mac.. Happy New Year
And now I'm taking a break sitting on the bathroom floor thanking god that people who eat at subway are either too classy to piss on the floor, or are still relatively sober enough to not piss on the floor before 5pm.
Sometimes I refuse to go through a door until someone holds it open for me because I'm a fucking lady.
I think I was judged by a squirrel this morning during the walk...
I woke up and he already had a joint rolled waiting next to the bed. Love.
I remember that. We went to taco bell looking for pizza.
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