Im wearin a dollar bill hat and tgkin a big girl home. Lifi is gmwnd
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
we were doing it doggy-style and i felt him pop that pimple on my back.I have mixed feelings about it
I have six drafts of messages to you that just say "blood" and I have no idea where they came from.
The worst decision I made last night was allowing myself to be duct taped to the ceiling
I'm making him come over again tonight. I don't know how long this thing will last so I want to spend as much time with his dick as possible.
I KNEW IT. I HAD A FEELING. THIS IS GODS CURSE. BREAK UP WITH A SEX GOD. GET ONE OF HIS PEASANTS.
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Next Halloween I want us to dress up as jockeys, get drunk, and ride a carousel all night until we throw up or declare a winner
Come to Des Moines on Saturday, handcuff yourself to me and drink a bottle of vodka
You guys are like the reason that ketamine is a controlled substance.
We went from him going down on me to swapping baby pictures of our moms.
You could cut the tension with my nipples.
At one point I believe I was despencing medical advice while wearing a sombrero and a hulk hand
I kicked down a wall in rage and found a door behind the drywall. Once again vandalism solves all my problems.
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