Yes, it's true. 4 fingers.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
she said she could "feel the heat of my groin" against her. ruined the whole fucking moment.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
I just used dish soap as body wash. I smell like a dishwasher exploded. isn't the end of the semester fun?
looking back it was a good thing we were too wasted to fire up the chainsaw
will i regret this in the morrning? probably. but every decision is good during happy hour
yeah people on the adjacent balcony, Im naked drinking outside in 0 degree weather at 1pm. got a problem?
There has to be a way to make college graduation in Las Vegas different than any other Tuesday in Las Vegas. Strippers? Been there. Getting arrested for public indecency on the strip? Done that.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
Why I hate online dating: not even one day in and a 57 year old asks me to call him "Daddy."
Next year for Halloween you can be the sword swallower, with a penis shaped sword.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
I currently don't understand fingers.
I just came in my own mouth don't ask me how cuz it really hurt and felt good at the same time.
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