I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
I'm good, just tired from chardonnay and giving hand jobs.
you puked in the cab and all over yourself and tried to convince the cabby it was there already when he got upset... then you puked again. not too convincing are you
i woke up to see him pissing on your n64. thats like killing a unicorn. punishable by death for sure.
I hope no one judges me for becoming a facebook fan of "Adderall" at 5:49 AM...
Taking my tights off outside the club to give them to the homeless man was my contribution to humanity. The fact that it was snowing just made me feel like superman.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
I just closed two deals on my laptop from my bathroom while smoking a bowl, like a bawssss. Working from home is my favorite.
Soooo we should kick it sometime when it's like light outside. Drink outta cups.. Be bitches. 7, 6, 3, 5.. 4, 2, 1... Sschhkiddaellladiieessscchk
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
looked up people from my old yearbooks. 3 ex boyfriends are gay. im getting drunk now.
You and your dick were a topic of high regard tonight
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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