He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
who the fuck tagged pancake nipples on my profile picture?
she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
better question... why wasnt i wearing a cape the previous 20 years of my life???
He has a landing strip. I repeat he has shaven himself a landing strip. HELPPPP!
Drunk in a canoe getting pulled by a lawnmower thinking of you
Going to the market. I need some nachos and a serious re-evalution of my life.
Important update! My next door neighbours have a canoe. Repeat: THEY HAVE A CANOE! We are having sex in it before this summer is over.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
My mom is wine drunk and on painkillers. As invigorating as that conversation was, it was also a dark glimpse into my future
I totally forgot about finals week. im the worst adderall salesman ever.
I just masturbated while watching Say Yes to the Dress
This is what my life has come to
I'm eating go-gurt and drinking beer alone in the dark. This is why you shouldn't marry young.
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