: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
So are we goin out tonight?
Dude, we woke up in your car in some parking lot last night...
And that was fun, wasn't it?
Pls stop me from telling anyone else my broken blood-vessel + splint are "climax-related" injuries.
I just used a franzia box to scrape the snow off my car.
Its not christmas eve unless I give him head. I wont take no for an answer
Just orgasmed in canada. I should get a sticker or something that says I orgasmed in a different country.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
I need a "closed for the season, thanks for a great summer" sign for my vagina
I tripped while walking across the stage and while trying to pick my diploma back up my flask fell out in front of the dean
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
I forget how to act sober
Sorry I totally pulled a home invasion on you last night
That was super inconsiderate of me
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