his personality makes his face look like an asshole.
high people should be assigned attendants
it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
we were wasted and he didn't have a condom so he called the front desk and asked for one. They didn't "officially" have them but the night manager happened to have one in his wallet. He brought it to the room with two mints.
Night out in new white coat = success. Offered free breast exams all night, two took me up on it, woke up with one. I love medical school!!!
is it sad that i can describe this night as "the night that i was sober" and we all know which night it was. like literally one night of sobriety.
but you don't have to sleep on top of four different cum stains because you'd rather buy a case of Franzia than spend $3.50 in the student laundry room
I just wanna lay in my bed all bundled up as have someone feed me lettuce
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
I just hit on a guy in a doughnut store... is that too suggestive?
Now the circle is complete. Just interviewed a guy who was a higher up member of the team I worked for in my job before this place
No one will ever find true happiness until they have gotten stoned and taken off the bra they've been wearing all day.
You, my dear friend, are a poet of the deep mental longings of women worldwide.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
Had weird bad dreams about you last night. Please tell me you didn't google my real surname and that you don't go to a needle exchange.
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