singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
Dude, 1 prime defect in the snuggie- you can't fuck someone discreetly under a snuggie. No way no how
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
They're sharing a mixed drink at a bar with straws...its like a disney movie with booze
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
he got all sad that i was going to fuck his roommate, so i just asked him if it would make him feel better if I let him motor boat me. i am such a saint.
This body was not built to go to the gym. It was built to chain smoke cigarettes and shoot whiskey
Sorry about waking up naked in your bed this morning.
I don't know if should be sitting on a toilet or kneeling in front of it
You had 10 drinks. On a first date.
I just masterbated then started bawling.
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
whatcha doing?
lying in bed pretending to be a slug
The cl.oudds are foaming a really big pen.Is OMG.
Drunk man just fell out of said wheelchair
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