The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
If that was your dad, he is hot
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Your sister thinks she pees out of her clit. Did you have Sex Ed or Sunday School growing up?
on a scale of 1-10how much freaking out is acceptable if you just found a (possibly used) cock ring in the head board that your parents gave you?
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
how do you say "fuck me and leave bruises" in italian?
she won't be coming home tonight because she tried stealing a baby giraffe from the zoo
Walk of Shame today included voting.
getting a black eye the first day of spring break really sets the tone for the rest of the week.
why didn't you tell me his penis tasted like oreos?
Someday. I cant very well invite myself to his dorm room. And I'm 28. The excuses to be drunk and running into him at uconn are rather slim. Although I'm working on it.
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I'm in a corner eating carrots and drinking champagne. I've hit a new kind of low.
How is that low? I love carrots.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
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