i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
woke up to moans and hushed"we can't do this with him in here." hope they had a good time
Sorry I never got back to you. I got high. I know it sounds like a commercial or something... but its true
insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
He says he's "masters drunk." And if that's anything like "kentucky derby drunk" I know enough to not go over there.
No, we talked about it. They're cool with me living here as long as I sleep with them both.
You're a rent hooker.
Haha, apparently they frown upon male strippers there. Bouncers couldn't catch me tho.
Okay. thanks for sacraficing your body and risking aids for our snowcone business.
I don't care how hungry or impatient you are. the highest setting on the microwave is 100% and you better not take it appart to add power. This is not the Enterprise.
Stealing, and booze. If only you added meaningless sex with random people you would have wrapped all your life passions together
the only reason I'm still sleeping with him is to get the university's secure wifi password
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
My history professo slid into my DMs. Granted I did give him “fuck me” eyes during a lecture a few times.
Where are all your bongs? Your Dad wants to make sure they're put away before his family gets here.
Umm....in my room, on my closet, under the bed and behind my laptop.
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