Where's the Hot Mess Express headed tonight?
I hope that's not the new nickname for my friends and me.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
Note to self not a good idea to try and make out with a girl when she's crying over her boyfriend
no seriously, she's legit pissed i'm late to lunch because i was watching full house. there's obviously no future here.
is pulling out brownies in the middle of class on 4/20 just too obvious?
they won't let me drive with my sombrero
Lol I just left. He's funny and he's cute. Downside: he thinks he can outdrink us
Remind me again why sleeping with a coworker and his wife would be a terrible idea.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Lmfao I'm not trying to have a pissing contest over acid with my mom.....
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
Rule #36, branched off rule 4: Dave stays on a leash in crazy settings. It keeps him good and gets you laid.
So essentially he's like a puppy you can bring to a bar? Retractable leash or chain then?
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