I just had the ultimate walk of shame. I'm barefoot, in his gym short with vomit in my hair and I walked half a mile through campus. At noon. Thanks for picking up ur phone
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
Just found a hundred dollar bill on the ground. Hope you're looking to drink tonight
so i havent checked yet but im almost positive that my left ass cheek is bruised. any idea what happened last night.
what the fuck man? i was JUST texting you the same thing. FUCK
VITAMINS IN VODKA. IM NOT LYING.
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
i just opened a seperate checking account to keep track of how much i make and spend on our keggers
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
No, i will not have sex with him again. It felt like he was trying to bulldoze his way through me. My vagina is on strike.
Alright, deal. Settling two drug deals before noon is what I call a productive day. I'm not even gonna go to math, I've practiced enough numbers for the day.
Sorry I need more motivation then McDonalds and mojitos.
i ended up eating cold sauceless spaghetti out of the container in the fridge with my hands.
I'm not entirely sure how getting 'house drunk' turned into us getting trashed, being serenaded by karaoke and going out. But it needs to happen again.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
My relationship: I'm wearing batman panties and a tiara right now trying to get laid and he's doing dishes.
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