Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
She cried. My mom screams. And nut went everywhere. It was all around a bad situation.
When I stretch out her lips her vagina looks like a dolphin...this birthmark is awesome
i was gonna fuck her but then she started eatin sushi from her purse. i really need to raise my standards
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
in a garage, wearing a toga, theyre debating the logistics of Coke Pong. If I don't make it out of here... it was me who stole your Barbie in the 4th grade- I've never forgiven myself.
I mean it's not my fault he had a floor mat that read "put out or get out". What was I supposed to do?
Most men with as many freckles as you aren't vagina magnets. You are an exception to your kind.
we're going to the olympic park to run the 100m yeaaaahhh
it's 3am. Nothing could possibly go wrong here.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Actually just remembered that solo cup full of scotch that random guy gave me for not farting on him. That's probably why
Send me a picture of our booze closet. I'm homesick.
You just get me
I'm the wind beneath your wings, bitch
This is why I should’ve just stuck with blow jobs. I’m good at blow jobs. Blow jobs never fail me.
Hey do u remember the time we used my mascara wand as a drink stirer?
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