their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
Girls behind me in the library are trying to outslut each other with stories from last semester. I'm about to set my cock on the table between them and label it "tie breaker"
dude, there's a fucking musical in my head. it's fucking awesome being this high.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
You blinded her by spitting vodka in her eyes, the vodka you had just taken as a body shot off of her.
Sorry we're taking so long, this weed cake tastes amazing with Tabasco sauce on it.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
He asked me out while I'm back in town. I have to acknowledge and honor his persistence.
Your vagina must be laced with cocaine...
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
You were so stoked after landing that flip that you dropped acid with three random guys without hesitation
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
I tipped him really well because I feel he knew we were high, but did it in a non judgemental way.
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
I was told I look like trouble once and that was by a fireman at the sex show. I was carrying two beers and a penis pinata.
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