Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I hope you never procreate. Philly is already the ugliest city in the country.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
remind me to get a blood sugar test this week. I'm pretty sure I'm a mojito away from diabetes.
somedays, I wish the drugs you give me would convince me they were a bad idea preingestion.
where's the fun in that?
you told that cab driver that when the 3 of us come togehter it means happiness and love
Steve called. He needs me to pick him up. He also asked for a set of his clothes, he can't find them. He is such a strong motivation to stay sober.
I don't know how we managed to stay up but we actually sat in front of her open refrigerator for god knows how long while she ate salami straight out of the package with her fingers and I laughed. It was a trainwreck.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
A homeless man gave him a blanket and an ambulance drove him to sarahs...
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
I mean I just feel if I'm not being fat and lazy then I'm not really being myself
But did u die
I found an onion in my purse
Who put the toilet in the living room? This is extremely inconvenient right now.
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