When we talk. Remind me of these topics, photoshop, my bday, threesomes, and cherekee indians. I swear these are real topics...
New topics to add when we talk, sweden, boxing, and the band journey
I can't remember last night. I must have yelled at your girlfriend til she cried again.
Yup.
I just wanted to yell " i am not a shake weight!!"
Hey since its national brother week is that eiffel tower option with your girlfriend still on the table?
putting weed in the twinkies box was possibly the best idea you've ever had
you two really need to work out your issues. my vagina can't handle another week of your pent up frustrations.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
You do resemble something that has been used as a chew toy.
just run out there and shit all over the driveway when he comes.. and then point at him
I left my pipe in my center console with a bowl packed when I took my car to the shop, and when I picked it up the weed had been smoked, but my oil change was only half price.
Fuck you for setting me up with the guy from the Nickelback cover band
Payback for not stopping me from fucking the guy in the wookie costume
ARE YOU SAYING THAT YOU DON'T WANT TO GO TO A PARTY AT AN ADULT STORE WHERE A BUNCH OF HOT GIRLS ARE DRINKING
Duck, Duck, Goose is now the autocorrect, safe for work version of fuck, fuck, loose.
You just kept mumbling about the carpet being covered in stains that looked like the face of God. Until you decided that they were closer in relation to Dumbledore.
If I'm able to walk tomorrow morning, I'm gonna be really disappointed with myself...
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