No, drunk sperm still make babies.
I will give everyone a free pointer today. Here it goes, always pee by the house late at night to avoid getting shot by drunk bastards with guns. Never go by the tree line.
we were having sex and she freaked out when i said nipple
I love Welcome Back Week...No I wont accept your god but i will accept that hot dog
I'm on a cruise to the Bahamas and this text message is gunna cost me $10 but I need you to pray on my behalf for the things I'm about to do these 2 girls and what I did last night to a 35 year old mother of 3.
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
He just used my bikini trimmer to give himself a fumanchu. And I still plan on having sex with him tonight. This has to be what true love feels like.
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
this speak and spell drinking game will be the death of us all.
What good is being a girl if you can't terrorize boys with pregnancy scares??
I just found your "it's drinking time" note in my chem notes. Why did this never happen??
I was waiting for you to find it...I'll be over in 5
I asked him if we were exclusive and he followed up with, "If a tree falls in the woods and no ones around, does it still make a sound?" Wtf am I supposed to do with that?!
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