Omg! Love it! Cant find L*****
What!!?? Like after last night you lost her?
Yea me and L***** came back to out hotel at 3am to regroup then went back out; police and 2 bars later, I don't know what happened. Vegas is nuts!
Do NOT cum in me, on me, or in my bed.
in light of our recent drunken behavior, i think it's time we seriously consider hiring ourselves a babysitter.
He came inside me, looked me in the eye and said, "Happy Mother's Day"
Until you find your self finger banging supergirl in the middle of the dance floor while her friends are passing around for luigi mustache for a photo op, YOU HAVE NOT HIT MY LEVEL
Tequila pump. I'm ecstatic your engineering degree has real world application.
We got a kitchen table so we would eat together more. So far we've played drunken monopoly and had sex on it.
I swear to God, if you have sex in my bed one more time you're gonna start paying rent
It's nice out. . But after I almost put a bag of chips in the microwave to make nachos. ..I figured it best to not venture too far from the couch
She's blowing me while I'm watching air jaws. I love shark week.
Fuck you and your fucking taquito's.
I'm officially removing you from my nudes recipient list on snapchat.
His phone started ringing when we were pulled over and he said 'hold on, this is most likely more important than you', proceeded to answer it and agree to work sunday, then hung up, looked at the cop and told him to continue.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
It took him 15 minutes to put the condom on.
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