guy picked up a cops taser, thing shot him in the neck, he went down and pissed himself, cop started laughing and hasnt called an ambulance.
you ever fart during an orgasm? feels like u just lost 10 pounds
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
She used the word "fragged" in proper context. tell me that's not bust-nut hot.
I bruised his dick. I bruised his dick WITH MY MOUTH!! I've never felt more accomplished.
I don't think blacking out in class is a good idea. But I'm game
My google history shows every combination of "red lobster cheesy biscuits" possible.
He just got home drunk. He ate 5 snack cakes, said Little Debbie's his bitch, went upstairs and fell asleep.
I have discovered my latent superpower. If a friend is dating a bi chick they will inevitably try and talk me into a threesome.
Day 10 and still no sign of rescue in my pants.
Does your balding hurt less when a 19 year old holds your hand?
DO I FUCKING *LOOK* LIKE SOMEONE WHO HAS THEIR ACT TOGETHER!?!? THE ANSWER IS "NO"!
Drunk sperm are not productive sperm.
while on the topic of showers...why is there apple juice in our bathtub?
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
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