Thanks again for letting me crash last nite. Sorry I banged your little brother.
I'm not going to blow you while you look at fish on the internet.
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
she was home schooled till college. were she learned how to give the most amazing blowjobs is still a mystery.
I made friends with a raccoon. I pet it. Like I was Pocahontas.
I know you're trying to keep the moaning to a minimum but the banging on the wall is totally giving you away
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
This must be what defeat feels like to Tom Brady today. I bet he wishes he could barf up all of his bad decisions from yesterday, too.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
You'd be surprised at the stuff my vagina tells my brain to say
Thank you for FINALLY joining the Slutasorus Rex club in this conversation.
I'm going to bed early so football can come sooner
man fuck you i am a delight. you're the one who fucking set his tree on fire while high
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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