the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
I didn't scare your mother by showing up on the roof, did I?
i just remembered that i did the "single ladies" dance ON THE BAR...fuck you slippery nipples i curse the day i discovered you
can we get vodka so I have an excuse for being an emotional wreck
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
Crying on the toilet and taking a shit. This is what being an adult is about
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
Your vagina needs to teach my vagina its ways.
You know you have a problem when your man yells at you that his penis is not your personal play toy.
using my tits for other peoples nudes hit me up business in the making
FUCK WHALES
I choose my mates solely based on size and ability. No cuddles. No sleep overs. Definitely no repeats.
Randomize
