I can mark tailgating, going to the game and getting road head off my to do list today
I changed the background on my phone to a picture of you so whenever I go to look at porn or text another girl I'll have second thoughts
Am I supposed to find that romantic?
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
Sudue. BIG CUP LOTS OF NOMNOMD TUOSPY
Ive waited a long time for a girl with prescriptions like yours.
But for future reference, it might help your game if you don't tell the girl you're trying to get on your dick that she's "not the worst thing you've ever seen"
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
Our relationship needs a sober moment
I'll call you when that happens
My very favorite thing in the whole world is when guys try to booty call her as I'm fucking her. Sucks to suck.
I walked into the living room this morning and he was there with 3 shots in a row. He said it was "tea time."
was his pinky out?
And then she proceeded to tell us that blowing your brother made her feel like part of the family. At this point you were still pretending to be a cat. Need I give another reason she can't live with us?
My dog and I just went outside to pee together.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
When God closes one door, he opens up a taller, smarter, more successful door, with a bigger cock and nicer teeth.
Ahhh, beer. My second favorite breakfast drink.
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