Fantastic night. drank beer from a wine bottle, danced on a van, chased a llama, and fell from a fence
Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
Ever have a poop and think... that has no business coming out of a human? Like it looks like a sick dog's or a ferral animal's?
you have no idea how wierd it is to get nudes while talking to grandma
that awkward moment when your booty call gets snowed in at your place.
Have you fucked anyone in the hospital yet because obviously this illness isnt worth it unless you do. I MISS YOUR HEALTH
Ok... I'm a little jealous... Grab her pig tails and ride her like a jet ski. Making motor noises is optional.
God you people are gross. Come collect your unconscious friend.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
Like it was the Mama Mia of shit shows. That bad.
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
Sobered up midsex and just went with it. After he tried cuddling and I awkwardly rolled out of the bed to find someone on the floor, apparently it was his room so he got to listen.
How does one go about breaking up with their bf on vacation?
Randomize
