I can't remember if we talked about feelings. Fuck you Miller High Life.
So we made editble underwear with fruit roll ups and fruit by the foot
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
You litterally reached into some girls shirt, pulled out her tit and yelled whats up with this guy.
I puked off the balcony.
Not horrible
Into the hottub. There were six people in it. I had eaten all their pizza.
I spent all day at the mall with her, then she made me actually watch a walk to remember then decided to tell me she was on her period. This one is either really crafty or I am really desperate.
Soo I have a handle of 100 proof captain, cupcakes, and nothing to get up for in the morning.. This blizzard is shaping up to be a great night.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
She posts like 3 statuses a day pleading for pity. Responding positively would be like giving a dog a treat for shitting on the floor.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
Well I will be attending the wedding with a flask of wine, potentially with a straw, and POM POMS for cheering purposes. Needless to say I will be well lubricated by your arrival..
We had 15 min before last call. Exact quote "let's see how drunk we can get."
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
She went outside in nothing but her panties and came back inside 15 minutes later wearing a different pair of panties.
Stop confusing me with every girl you know that doesn't like sex.
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