I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
I knew I had to get an abortion when his toddler sister came up to hug my leg and I kicked her off saying, "Get off, fucker."
Of course he did. He is like the oprah winfrey for vaginas. Always giving that shit away.
I feel awful
Physically or morally
Physically. The only immoral thing I did was steal money from strippers while they gave me lapdances.
i dont trust my judgment anymore so im only going to fuck guys who can donate blood at the red cross. they have standards.
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
I think I'm destined to be the stoner version of one of those successful but emotionally unavailable characters Sandra Bullock always plays in movies
Woke up this morning with fake blood all over my bed which is a positive considering last year it was all real blood
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
I worry about your feelings an awful lot for somebody who gets off on making you cry
Gonna be late for work. Sex comes first. Priorities.
I got a lap dance in honor of your birthday last night.
Thank you.
theres a video...
oh god.
Love it. I wish you see me right now. I'm counting cash on my bed with no shirt on, beauty and the beast sound track on blast. Fucking creepin it up.
I dont understand why i cant be a wizard
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