This girl added me on fb and has all these pics of her kissing her little brother saying i will love you forever. I'm creeped out.
maybe it's her son
thats not any better.
"what do u think of parents raising kids to be peeping toms" said guy on bus 2 me
Ok just saw a girl open a pillbox, dump it out on her notebook and count out 13 adderall tabs and put them in a baggie and leave. Oh hey college.
THERE WAS A HANDPRINT OF BLOOD ON HIS SHOULDER
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
Boob shaped ice luge is ordered for my bday. Boom
I can't even drink.
The liquor comes out the nipples. Out. The. Nipples.
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
He called me saying he got nice rims for his car so now we can fuck in style
Whatever. I have his dick. Haha how many girls can say they have a dildo replica of a guy they were seeing
When I told her I was deaf and took my hearing aids out at night to sleep, she said it must be nice not having to hear drunken roommates having awkward sex late at night.
would you eat cereal with weed in it
who is this???
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Did we go to Florida? My missing thong and DL just arrived in the mail. Return address was Tampa.
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